you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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