I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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