Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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