You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I think your dad took our porno
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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