We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Someone came in the potted fern
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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