i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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