And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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