Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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