Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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