He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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