dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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