And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
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Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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