i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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