i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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