That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
