the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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