2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I cockslap morals
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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