Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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