hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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