I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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