Welp...herpes.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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