My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
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