i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Houston, we have a squirter
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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