My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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