dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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