didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
