dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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