My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
