I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Redeem this text for a blowjob
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
