question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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