ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I supernannyed him into submission
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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