my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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