it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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I FOUND THE LEGS
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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