so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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