those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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