i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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