I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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