Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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