If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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