Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i think i have two assholes
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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