So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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