Christians are straight up FREAKS
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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