Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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