Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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