Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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