dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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