dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
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One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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