U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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