Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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