i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I don't think brook has ever known best
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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