she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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