I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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