I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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