Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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